Monday 2 June 2014

The great Canonical conspiricy of 2014

Ubuntu, how far She has come, and this year 4 people at canonical will make sure this is the year of Ubuntu!
2013 was the first clue but 2014 it was made obvious, now its time for me to show you the truth behind canonical!


Canonical is making its way threw the year making leaps and bounds towards there final resting place of world domination over all other OS's, there plan is in full spin!

The proof is right here, Ubuntu Phone, Ubuntu One, and Jono 'Moving to Xprize' maybe you haven't put the pieces together, but I have and it sounds like System76 knows this and so does Dell, Dell have made several Ubuntu optional laptops this year!

You still don't understand?

Its clear this is the year that Mark ShuttleWorth, Jono Bacon, Micheal Hall and Alan Pope will go around the world replacing everyones computer OS with Ubuntu, they will then continue to take peoples phones and replace them with a Meizu or BQ Ubuntu Phone, all personal, business and organization's will be using Ubuntu before the end of 2015!

How did I get to this conclusion and how do I think they are going to do this?
Let me put this simply, in 2013 we where shown the Ubuntu Touch OS the first clue, how can you replace all those android and iPhones without having a Phone OS to yourself? you can't so canonical made sure to make one!

Then they got rid of Ubuntu One, but not really, for the past years everyone who has a Ubuntu One account have been dumbies for the ultimate test, the idea is to see how fast and good they could get cloud computing and how much storage they can get, the software was there, but now they are replacing them with the orange box with more storage!

"Next how can Jono be part of this, he's moving to Xprize" you may say, well this is part of the big scheme, Jono is going there under cover from canonical, this is so that Jono can get some of the technology to be able to do all of this within 24 hours, he will get lots of technology allowing to go so fast across the world, the ability to move faster and rewind time allowing the 4 to be everywhere at every time, if anyone see's them they can erase there minds!


The 4 will jump from house to house, Mark will go first to make sure its safe, he will locate the computers and windows and mac discs and books, Jono will install Ubuntu One, sync the files, he'll then install ubuntu or replace with a Dell or System 76 computer and sync the files back with the new Ubuntu OS, Michael hall will then take all the other OS hardware, books and cd's away to an unallocated destination to destroy them, while Alan Pope gently strokes the top of a brand new Ubuntu touch phone and gently rests it beside the computer that now has ubuntu installed, they will go threw every house and do this all in one night, the world will be all Ubuntu Jono will just be using Xprize to create this new world!


The great computer cleansing has begun and no one can stop canonical now!


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